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		<title>Yahoo/Flickr &#8211; Anyone Home???</title>
		<link>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/07/10/yahooflickr-anyone-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Collin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speak to any security expert and they will tell you that you shouldn&#8217;t write your usernames, passwords, or PIN down anywhere as it is the most obvious security risk.  I know that people do and in the past I have done this myself.
However, in the case of my Flickr account I didn&#8217;t.  When [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speak to any security expert and they will tell you that you shouldn&#8217;t write your usernames, passwords, or PIN down anywhere as it is the most obvious security risk.  I know that people do and in the past I have done this myself.</p>
<p>However, in the case of my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a> account I didn&#8217;t.  When I created the account it was just at <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a>.  They didn&#8217;t have anything to do with <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> then and all was peachy.</p>
<p>I had my browser save the password with an automatic logon, like you do.  I&#8217;ve never had a problem.  Until June 28 that is.  That day I decided to kill off all my saved passwords, history and cache in an attempt to solve a problem I was having with my blog.</p>
<p>Of course, this killed my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a> password.  I have tried various logins and the one login that works only works for Yahoo!.  This then tells me that I can merge my <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo</a> account with my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr account</a>.  Only I can&#8217;t.  It doesn&#8217;t recognise the details that I enter for <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a>.</p>
<p>So, on the 28th I sent a query to <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a>.  Bear in mind that I searched <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a> for ages trying to solve my problem before doing so.  A couple of minutes later I get a reply from them:</p>
<blockquote><p>Just a quick email from Team Flickr to let you know that<br />
we&#8217;ve successfully received your recent Help by Email query<br />
and we hope to respond within 3 days.</p>
<p>We&#8217;d also like to take an opportunity to remind you that<br />
one query is sufficient and multiple queries regarding the<br />
same issue make the Magic Donkey cry.</p>
<p>Lastly, you may not be aware that our FAQs and forums are<br />
full of help goodness:</p>
<p>http://www.flickr.com/help/faq/</p>
<p>http://www.flickr.com/help/forum/</p>
<p>The Flickreenos</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Special News Alert<br />
Flickr members: we want to make sure everyone<br />
is aware of the importance of keeping your<br />
account safe from unauthorized access. With<br />
this in mind, please read the information on<br />
the following links:</p>
<p>http://www.flickr.com/news/#sec_alert<br />

http://www.flickr.com/help/website/#236</p>

<p>No humans were involved in the creation of this email.<br />
It is auto-generated, so please don&#8217;t reply.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Not wanting to make the &#8220;Magic Donkey&#8221; cry, I have been a patient boy and waited.  And waited.  And waited. Forget the donkey, I want to get into my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cornellfinch/">Flickr</a> account please.  I paid for this service, and while the fuck up was entirely mine, it would be nice to get some help so that I can actually USE the damned service rather than just have it sit there doing nothing!</p>
<p>If you are listening <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo</a> people or <a href="http://www.flickr.com">Flickreenos</a>, PLEASE HELP!</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong>  Sorted.  I took an educated guess at the Yahoo! ID and the password and the system let me in.  I have now written the username down (I can remember the password!) for safe keeping.  I guess I&#8217;m screwed if we have a break in though!</p>
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		<title>Limitation Of Thunderbird eMail Client</title>
		<link>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/06/27/limitation-of-thunderbird-email-client/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Collin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, apparently Thunderbird can only handle about 2000 (yes, two thousand) emails in one folder.
I get a little slack in clearing out old emails and getting a little fed up with the time it takes to load the inbox I thought I&#8217;d sit here for a few minutes and clear the old guff out.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, apparently <a href="http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/thunderbird/">Thunderbird</a> can only handle about 2000 (yes, two thousand) emails in one folder.</p>
<p>I get a little slack in clearing out old emails and getting a little fed up with the time it takes to load the inbox I thought I&#8217;d sit here for a few minutes and clear the old guff out.  Forum notifications &#8211; replies, new members and private messages, blog responses and contact along with the private emails and silly stuff that everyone receives, nothing is sacred.</p>
<p>I have spent about 20 minutes trying to delete mails now.  The client is crashing, hanging and not showing the messages. Still, I much prefer it the the major alternative of Outlook.  Before you mention it, Incredimail is not an email client, it&#8217;s a pile of shit that should never have been launched, let alone left to fester for so long without the developers being shot!</p>
<p>If I were graded for my housekeeping I would probably get a D- with &#8220;must try harder&#8221; written in 24 point Ariel.</p>
<p>Oops&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong>  Oops again.  The above may be entirely untrue.  In a magnificient display of stupidity I went to check on the Thunderbird website for updates.  Version 2.04 available.  Let&#8217;s see what I&#8217;m running&#8230;. 1.002.  Not any more!</p>
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		<title>And That&#8217;s Three.</title>
		<link>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/03/17/and-thats-three/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 17:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Collin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, first the tickets, then the badges off the MG and now my mobile phone has died.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
I&#8217;m guessing that not many people can get a puff of smoke from their mobile phone.  I can! I charged it this morning, plugged it in to the PC to get a photo off it and puff.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, first the tickets, then the badges off the MG and now my mobile phone has died.</p>
<p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m guessing that not many people can get a puff of smoke from their mobile phone.  I can! I charged it this morning, plugged it in to the PC to get a photo off it and puff.  It switched off, never to receive a phone call again.</p>
<p>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!</p>
<p>So, I phoned Vodaphone this afternoon to enquire about an upgrade.  Four different menus, two wrong passwords and lots of buttons pressed and I got (a human, not a recording!):</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, all our systems are down at the moment.  Would you like a call back?&#8221;</p>
<p>I opted to phone a couple of hours later.  I&#8217;ve just phoned them again with the same result.  I opted for the callback this time so they will call me either tomorrow or Monday.  So, while I wait for their call, does anyone have any recommendations for a decent mobile?  The only stipulations are:</p>
<p>1.  It MUST be a Nokia.<br />
2.  It must play MP3s.</p>
<p>I am swaying towards the 6288 at the moment.  I rather like the sound of the 3.2mp camera on the Sony Ericsson k800i but am worried about the ease of use of the menus.  I&#8217;ve always had Nokias and the only time I strayed was to a Samsung E700 which I hated.</p>
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		<title>Hampshire&#8217;s 101 Service</title>
		<link>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/03/15/hampshires-101-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Collin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most will not have heard of this so I will give a quick overview.  Hampshire and the Isle Of Wight has, for the last 10 months or so been running a new service called 101.  It&#8217;s an alternative to 999.  It is meant for the less urgent requirement for emergency services.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image657" src="http://www.cornellfinch.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/101_logo.gif" alt="101" align="left" border-right="10px"/>Most will not have heard of this so I will give a quick overview.  Hampshire and the Isle Of Wight has, for the last 10 months or so been running <a href="http://www.hants.gov.uk/features/non-emergency.html">a new service called 101</a>.  It&#8217;s an alternative to 999.  It is meant for the less urgent requirement for emergency services.  Chavs hanging about, excessive noise, reporting vandalism etc.  A report in February 07 said that the Hampshire 101 service had taken <footnote>I believe, I can&#8217;t find a source on the net right now to confirm</footnote> 145,000 calls from the public.</p>
<p>That number went up by one more tonight.  I know this because I used the service to report a crime. A crime against humanity.  A crime against all intelligent people the world over.  More importantly, a crime against my MG.</p>
<p>We went to a friend&#8217;s wedding reception this evening, left about nine, got takeaway, came home and ate.  About ten past ten I couldn&#8217;t find my cigarettes so went back to the Astra to check if they were in there.  Unfortunately not.  Walking back to the garage, just like I always do I glanced at the MG to admire the badges.  Except that I couldn&#8217;t.  Some <em>expletive I refuse to use on the internet that rhymes with hunt</em> has removed the MG logo, the 180 logo and the flags from the rear and the MG logo from the front grille.</p>
<p>I am pissed.  I am very pissed.  This isn&#8217;t the first time that this has happened.  a few months ago (might be 18 by now) the badges were keyed from my Mini.  I replaced those but you can still see the key scratches where I can&#8217;t afford to get the car painted.</p>
<p>So, the MG now has very similar scratches.  I have a couple of issues here:</p>
<p>1.  The MG (like the Mini) was specifically targeted.  No other car in the area has had their badges removed.  Either it was a bored kid or the badges have been stolen to order.<br />
2.  I was going to prep the car ready for sale this weekend.  I had a quote for the insurance renewal of over £500.  I don&#8217;t know what to do now.<br />
3.  I can&#8217;t afford to claim from the insurance to get the badges and paintwork sorted.  £200 excess. :(</p>
<p>The very nice guy that took the crime report said that they will probably just file this and count it as a statistic.  Fair enough, I didn&#8217;t really expect them to do much.  I will go ask the neighbours if they maybe saw or heard something.</p>
<p>I have no faith in people any more.  Why me?</p>
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		<title>RIP Anna-Nicole Smith</title>
		<link>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/02/08/rip-anna-nicole-smith/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/02/08/rip-anna-nicole-smith/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Collin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Nosysnoop who got her information from People and Access Hollywood the actress was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital shortly after 2 p.m. ET on Thursday where she died aged 39.
Anna Nicole had been rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida, shortly after 2 p.m. EST after collapsing at the Hard Rock Hotel [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to <a href="http://nosysnoop.wordpress.com/2007/02/08/i-dont-know-what-to-say-this-is-so-sad-anna-nicole-smith-dies-at-age-40/">Nosysnoop</a> who got her information from <a href="http://">People</a> and <a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah3954.shtml">Access Hollywood</a> the actress was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital shortly after 2 p.m. ET on Thursday where she died aged 39.</p>
<blockquote><p>Anna Nicole had been rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida, shortly after 2 p.m. EST after collapsing at the Hard Rock Hotel &#038; Casino in Hollywood.</p>
<p>Local police were reportedly forced to shut down the streets to expedite rushing her to the hospital.<br />
According to reports, fire crews and emergency personnel performed CPR on Smith and put a tube down her throat.<br />
According to a witness on the scene, when rescue workers arrived, Anna Nicole was unresponsive.<br />
Her bodyguard was also reportedly visibly shaken at the scene.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve never been a great fan but at 39 there&#8217;s still so much she could have done for herself and her 5 month old daughter.  I can&#8217;t , unfortunately, help but wonder if there was some narcotics involved somewhere.  Time, and a coroner&#8217;s report, will tell.</p>
<p>Rest In Peace Anna.</p>
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