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Missing!
ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY! ANSWERS TO THE NAME ”SUN” IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT’S F*CKING JULY! HERE’S A SKETCH ARTISTS IMPRESSION RELEASED BY THE POLICE TODAY:
Hampshire’s 101 Service
Most will not have heard of this so I will give a quick overview. Hampshire and the Isle Of Wight has, for the last 10 months or so been running a new service called 101. It’s an alternative to 999. … Continue reading
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Tagged 101, Car, chav, hampshire, insurance, isle+of+wight, mg, MG+ZS, Motoring, police, Rant, Sucks Donkey Balls, Words
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Make Sure Your Car Is Legal
I have received “information” that Hampshire Constabulary are, over the next few weeks, performing random stop and search on vehicles. Whether it is reliable information or not I cannot confirm. However, whether true or not bear in mind the following: … Continue reading
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Tagged car+tax, driving+licence, hampshire+constabulary, insurance, mini, Mini'ing, mini+cooper, MOT, police, tax, Words
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