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		<title>Barbie Bandits &#8211; This Will Be A Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can almost guarantee it. It has everything. Teeange girls, short tennis skirts, strippers, school (American), and a plan to rob a bank. Then it all goes wrong&#8230; Had all gone as planned, 19-year-old Heather Johnston of Atlanta would have &#8230; <a href="http://www.cornellfinch.com/2007/07/11/barbie-bandits-this-will-be-a-movie/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can almost guarantee it.  It has everything.  Teeange girls, short tennis skirts, strippers, school (American), and a plan to rob a bank.  <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=3352813&#038;page=1">Then it all goes wrong&#8230;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Had all gone as planned, 19-year-old Heather Johnston of Atlanta would have just completed her first year in college. Instead, she is praying for a second chance and hoping she won&#8217;t end up in prison.</p>
<p>Heather Johnston and Ashley Miller were dubbed the &#8220;Barbie Bandits&#8221; after allegedly stealing nearly $11,000 from a Georgia Bank. Seen above in surveillance footage, the teens were caught two days after the bank heist and were also caught on camera spending some of the money they allegedly stole at a high-end hair salon. (ABC News)</p></blockquote>
<p>Give it a few months for the story to reach its completion and somebody will be putting the final touches on the script they&#8217;ve probably already sold to a major production company for millions.  Couple of name changes and &#8220;based on a true story&#8221; as you&#8217;re made!</p>
<p>Playing the two girls:</p>
<p>Ashley Miller &#8211; Lindsay Lohan<br />
Heather Johnston &#8211; Hopefully not Paris Hilton!<br />
Michael Chastang (Miller&#8217;s Boyfriend) &#8211; Haley Joel Osment.  A bit of a departure, but he&#8217;s about the right age and can shake off the goody goody image he has from his child movies.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s got it all.  Except a black man.  Go to be politically correct haven&#8217;t we!  Perhaps Lawrence Fishburn could play the arresting officer?</p>
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