Prius:  It looks like shit but saves the planet.
Prius:  Boxy isn’t always good.
Prius:  Celebrity endorsement doesn’t mean it’s a good car.
Prius:  Average driver age 63.
Prius:  Buy one and lose your ability to drive.
Prius:  Save the planet and retain your credibility - walk.
Toyota: 30mph on the motorway is quite fast enough in a Prius.
Prius:  Designed by [...]

Well, if Russell T Davies can get an OBE for writing Dr Who (big whoop) and Tim Henman can get something or other (I wasn’t really listening) for never winning a major tennis title then why can’t I get some recognition from the Queen for services to my willy?  I could flop him out in [...]

Due to the graphic nature of the image that I took of a mouse, I have put it after the jump. Please do not click through if you are of a sensitive nature. If you’re reading this via the feed then I apologise in advance.

Well, with a very big apology to all those that received a spam email from my email address, cloned of course - I hate spam as much as you do - I have had to change my email address.
In the last 48 hours I have received undeliverable messages (1035 and counting), people letting me know [...]