Before I Die

Originally a Thursday Thirteen, I posted about the Thirteen Things to do before I die.

This is not an exhaustive list at all and I will be adding more things, updating some and scrubbing some as I do them. Here we go:

1. Kids. Definitely the number one item. I want kids. Sooner rather than later. I often worry about keeping the family line going, especially as my brother is likely never to have them.

2. Fly a helicopter. Not fly in one. Fly one myself. I want to get my helicopter pilots licence. Why? Because flying an aeroplane looks too easy.

3. Write a book. I love fiction. SF, fantasy, drama, SF/Fantasy Comedy (ala Terry Pratchett). I have loads of ideas, I just don’t know where to start. I have done minimal research into this so if anyone has any useful info or links/books, please can you let me know?

4. Get loads of money for one of my photos.

5. Write an awesome piece of music. Whether it’s dance, rock, classical or country I just want to write some music. I have absolutely no skill in this area at all!

6. Be able to play the piece of music I’ve written! Again, I have no skill in this area.

7. Invent something. Don’t know what, don’t care how, but I would love to create something that’s useful to someone else. It could even be something as simple as a decent wordpress theme…

8. Kill all the Chavs. Most of the American audience will not know what a Chav is. Have a look at Chavscum to get an idea. Is there a US equivalent? I suppose it would be trailer-park trash or a redneck? We had an idea the other night to start a new English Civil War. It would be called Chavaliers (Chavs) and Cone Heads (the educated middle class). The Cone Heads would win, reduce our population by about 50% and make the UK a much nicer place to live.

9. Own a supercar. I don;t care what it is, but if I own it I must have bought it which means that I have enough spare money to keep my family warm and happy.

10. Sleep with an A list celebrity. Keira Knightley would do. Failing that Billie Piper would be a close second. ;)

11. Run my own successful business. We have a plan, it’s just a case of implementing it and then making it successful…

12. Figure out immortality.

13. Not die trying to complete number 12.

14. Build a car. I have a Mini sat in the garage that I WILL restore/modify and get back on the road.

15. Build a bike. Preferably a custom, rat, hardtail chop. To do this is a HUGE undertaking. I need to learn to weld, spray, fabricate, monkey wrench (for the engine), and have the money to get all the parts I’ll need.

NEW 18-01-08 Not removed any of them yet but still adding to the list!

16. Play in the World Series Of Poker and finish in a money position.

3 Comments

Bill  on January 8th, 2009

You could do number 3 about number 8 illustrated with 4.

3 things off the list.

Tom Tea  on November 26th, 2009

Seriously, your hate for ‘chav’s’ is childish and frankly embarrassing. People have difference expectations, outlooks on life and aspirations. Get over it.

Collin  on November 29th, 2009

Embarrassing to who Tom? The way I see it is that the underclass hoodie generation have low aspirations too.

Are you a chav?

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