Reblog: Floating An Air Biscuit
As it seems to have become fashionable for a person to re-Tweet themselves (often only a day or two after the initial tweet – a symptom of the immediacy of Twitter, I don’t doubt), I thought I would reblog a couple of my favourite old posts from this blog.
Having 5 years (including backed up, pre-WordPress content!) worth of posts, there are a few that I consider “gems”.
This one was originally posted back in February of 2007 and was simply called “Floating An Air Biscuit“:
Floating An Air Biscuit
Last night I had a vindaloo.
Today while I sat on the loo
The curry, working it’s way through,
I floated an air biscuit.The stench most horrid,
my arse was torrid,
I had to vacate the bathroom.The other men stared at me
choking, unable to breathe.
I laughed and ran from the room.
I floated that air biscuit
in a public toilet.
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