10 Prius Adverts Toyota Will Probably Never Use
- Prius: It looks like shit but saves the planet.
- Prius: Boxy isn’t always good.
- Prius: Celebrity endorsement doesn’t mean it’s a good car.
- Prius: Average driver age 63.
- Prius: Buy one and lose your ability to drive.
- Prius: Save the planet and retain your credibility - walk.
- Toyota: 30mph on the motorway is quite fast enough in a Prius.
- Prius: Designed by computer, built by robots, driven by unimaginative arseholes.
- Prius: Add more fake wood and we’d call it a Lexus.
- Prius: Clarkson thinks they’re cool. He’s a twat too.
- Prius: Driving skills not required.

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