Cornell Finch

10 Prius Adverts Toyota Will Probably Never Use

1. Prius:  It looks like shit but saves the planet.
2. Prius:  Boxy isn’t always good.
3. Prius:  Celebrity endorsement doesn’t mean it’s a good car.
4. Prius:  Average driver age 63.
5. Prius:  Buy one and lose your ability to drive.
6. Prius:  Save the planet and retain your credibility – walk.
7. Toyota: 30mph on the motorway is quite fast enough in a Prius.
8. Prius:  Designed by computer, built by robots, driven by unimaginative arseholes.
9. Prius:  Add more fake wood and we’d call it a Lexus.
10. Prius:  Clarkson thinks they’re cool.  He’s a twat too.
11. Prius:  Driving skills not required.