10 Prius Adverts Toyota Will Probably Never Use

Posted on July 18, 2008 by Collin
  1. Prius:  It looks like shit but saves the planet.
  2. Prius:  Boxy isn’t always good.
  3. Prius:  Celebrity endorsement doesn’t mean it’s a good car.
  4. Prius:  Average driver age 63.
  5. Prius:  Buy one and lose your ability to drive.
  6. Prius:  Save the planet and retain your credibility – walk.
  7. Toyota: 30mph on the motorway is quite fast enough in a Prius.
  8. Prius:  Designed by computer, built by robots, driven by unimaginative arseholes.
  9. Prius:  Add more fake wood and we’d call it a Lexus.
  10. Prius:  Clarkson thinks they’re cool.  He’s a twat too.
  11. Prius:  Driving skills not required.
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