Remaking Back To The Future

A conversation in the office this morning Yes, we’re that bored! and the Group Writing Project #3 from the awesomesuck up! No, really, this blog’s a great read! Engtech, prompted the discussion on re-making the classic film Back To The Future

Back To The Future - Original Movie PosterAs I’m sure that everyone over the age of four has seen the film I won’t go into the plot in too much detail. The story would remain basically the same, just changing the obvious bits.

The original was set in 1985 and 1955. That was twenty-two and fifty-two years ago respectively. Bringing that up to date, if the film is set today then the past (thirty years in the case of the film) would have to be set in 1977. As the film is set in a small-town (Hill Valley) in America then we would still be able to use the milk-bar/cafe scenes, just changed (for 1977) to have either hippies in Volkswagen Campers, smoking weed and drinking beer. For the modern cafe, it would have to be a Starbucks.

The star of the original film is obviously the DeLorean they used as the “time machine”. A classic, niche car, fitted with huge exhaust vents, a nuclear reactor and, obviously, the most most important bit, the Flux Capacitor. For new re-make the car would have to be a BMW Mini Cooper or a Toyota Prius, still to running on nuclear and able to produce the required 1.21 Giggawatts required to create the vortex for time travel. Digital guages throughout, each individually programmable.

The story can remain pretty-much unchanged, with adaptations where required for the differences (such as the milk bar) between the two versions. The dance (1955) would be replaced with a love-in with a band that does covers of Jimi Hendrix and The Doors songscan you tell i have no idea what music was cool in America in ‘77?? I was five!. Marty could come on and play a solo from a Marylin Manson track – “Oh, I guess you’re not ready for that yet. Your kids are gonna love it…”

Cast:

Dr Emmet Brown – Johnny Depp. (Awesomely weird. Would carry it off a treat.)
Marty McFly – Justin Timberlake. (Gotta have the kids interest.)
George McFly – Matthew Broderick. (Slightly nerdy)
Biff Tannen – Tommy Lee Jones. (Nasty character – Tommy does this so well.)
Jennifer Parker – Lindsey Lohan (not a great actor, bit it’s a bit part anyway…)
Mr Strickland – Billy Zane

It’s a good opportunity to get some new talent in too. The characters in Biff’s gang such as Skinhead, 3d, and Match would be an ideal jumping off point.

Obviously, if we were then to go on and re-make BTTF II and III the actors may have to be modified. In the original a mainly young cast was used and then make-up made them look older for the 1985 scenes. So, who to use for the cast. Johnny Depp would still work as Doc Brown looked old even in 1955. JT would be ok too as he’s just a whipper-snapper at 24 now! Biff would have to change, Will Ferrell would be the best choice. Actually, he might be the best choice to go with anyway!

11 Comments

sulz  on April 5th, 2007

johnny depp, sounds like he can make the movie emulate the success of pirates of the caribbean. i like the michael j. fox version.

Pete  on April 5th, 2007

Oh boy were we bored.

Dave  on April 5th, 2007

I assume you realise that Billy Zane was one of Biff’s cronies in Back to the Future 1 and 2?

Dave  on April 5th, 2007

Incidentally, remaking it would be a travesty.

If they should remake anything, it should be Silent Running.

Collin  on April 6th, 2007

Yes, I knew that. a travesty? Why?

I haven’t seen Silent Running so I wouldn’t know.

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MARTY  on August 21st, 2007

WORST IDEA EVER! NO ONE SHOULD EVER TOUCH BACK TO THE FUTURE OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT.. PLUS THAT CAST IS AWFUL!

Collin  on August 21st, 2007

Fair enough. Do two things for me then:

1. If they were to remake the film, who would YOU cast?

2. Take your caps lock off please. There’s no need to shout. Thanks!

goat  on August 22nd, 2007

Marty… Marty McFly??? Did you come back to the future just to grace us with that particularly well thought out response? I hear 1977 calling you… :o)

I’m thinking you’d need Stone Cold Steve Austin for Biff. Gimme a Hell Yeah!!!

Collin  on August 22nd, 2007

Hell Yeah!

Dan  on April 10th, 2008

I agree that Johnny Depp might be a good choice to play doc brown but the rest of that cast is really a bad idea. for one most of that cast is way too god damn old. justin timberlake as marty? matthew broderick as george? tommy lee jones as biff?? get real. here is who i would cast.

Doc Brown…Johnny Depp
Marty…Shia LeBouf
George…Emile Hirsch
Biff…JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (after seeing alpha dog)

You’d have to make them older looking for the present day. a remake is a bad idea anyway. But if they really cared enough they’d prove us wrong.

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