Cornell Finch

Charlotte Church Pregnant

Yep, according to her website today, she has announced she is pregnant. Congratulations.

A message from Charlotte’s management:
Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today via CharlotteChurch.com that she is pregnant. For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are delighted. In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first.

Now all she needs to do:

1. Get married and divorced in 26 hours
2. Give the baby a name which results in a stupid set of initials. I suggest Terence Lambonie Church.
3. Get married and divorced again.
4. Shave down below.
5. Go into rehab (again).
6. Shave her head.
7. Get a tattoo.

Then you can be your teen idol.