Last night I had a vindaloo.
Today while I sat on the loo
The curry, working it’s way through,
I floated an air biscuit.
The stench most horrid,
my arse was torrid
I had to vacate the bathroom.
The other men stared at me
choking, unable to breathe.
I laughed and ran from the room.
I floated that air biscuit
in a public toilet.
Superb!!!
More more more!!!
Keep it up and you will have enough material for a book and a tour!