Avitable don’t know shit!

Avitable (respect – love his blog) smacked me about. A lot. It hurt. Not. I asked for it. Apparently my blog is “boring”.

Fair enough. Now. In the rest of the review (almost half the review in fact) he says:

Mini Coopers are not cool. They’re fucking roller skates. They’re cars that you laugh at every time you pass one. They’re little shiny turds on wheels. They’re what’s wrong with automotive design. They’re one step up from riding a scooter. They’re like fucking a donkey – sure it might be fun, but do you really want anyone to see you doing it? They’re so retarded that the Special Olympics has made them their official car. They’re so deadly that even Steve Irwin wouldn’t touch them. They’re so tragically unhip that even Tom from Myspace doesn’t want one. They’re so nasty that Screech won’t fuck them. Need I continue? Mini Cooper fanatics are actually worse than Apple fanatics when it comes to blind, retarded devotion, and I hope a special circle of hell is reserved for them.

Avitable – you don’t know SHIT! Would you prefer I Barry a Vauxhall Nova (Google it) or “Pimp Out” some Toyota shitthing? Class. One word. Simple. John Lennon and Twiggy (with about 5 million other owners) can’t be wrong! One step up from riding a scooter is riding a bigger scooter. Most of ‘em ain’t even that shiny. Need I continue? Well, no, but you did anyway! Oh dear god – nothing is as bad as an Apple fanatic! Aeroplane Blonde is an Apple fanatic. Tell me, what’s it like to fuck a donkey? I’ve never tried. Steve Irwin can’t touch much now…

Ah well, it looks like I’m going to hell. Anybody want to buy a fucking roller skate or a girly girl’s Harley Davidson?

Note: No, I’m not offended. If I was the type to get offended I wouldn’t have submitted for the smacking!

Collin on October 8, 2006 | Filed Under Words

3 Comments

goat  on October 9th, 2006

I see you’ve made a few changes following the comments. To be honest, I hardly noticed the adverts anyway, I didn’t think they detracted from the blog too much (and you did make 5 cents!!!). I’ll admit, the link on every post to your photo blog was a bit repetitive, but it’s not in your blogroll so how do I find it now??? Okay, I managed to find it, but you may want to consider putting a link to it down the right hand side.

Just a couple of thoughts…

:o)

Collin  on October 9th, 2006

Yep, the photoblog link really got on my nerves too so I removed it. The Google Ads weren’t performing as I expected them to so (for the moment) they’re gone too.

I’ll sort a link to the photoblog when I get a few minutes spare. :)

george french  on October 10th, 2006

The wanker probably drives a Hummer or a Sherman tank or something like that

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