Cornell Finch

Uneccessary Profanity and Inuendo

What’s so funny about it? I can’t help but laugh out loud when people write in their blogs and use lots and lots of bad language.

For example, Heather wrote

Holy shit! Of course you know as soon as they start saying that shit regularly on T.V. the shit will hit the fan. Some shithead who thinks their shit don’t stink is going to have a shit fit and try to stop it with some bullshit story about their kids getting corrupted from shitty T.V. shows. But that wouldn’t happen if they didn’t let the little shits camp out in front of the T.V. all day now would it?

and

What I don’t get is why do people get all fucking bent out of shape when they hear that word? What the fuck? These fucktards need to get a life because there’s more fucked up things in this world to be upset about. Maybe they’re just bitter because nobody wants to fuck them.

It just cracks me up! I have no idea why, I just love it. I like swearing myself. It makes me look big and clever. No really, it does! Fuck you ok!

On a similar subject I love inuendo and innocent words that kids use. For example, poo or lumps to describe the act of going for a shite. Shite. LOL! Oh, and Chandler in Friends giggling girlishly at the American pronounciation of duties. Doodies. hehe!

And then you have the Disney character Winnie The Pooh. What the hell was Milne thinking of? I mean, come on! Pooh. One of my favourite pastimes is telling little children “you’ve got poo on your shoe” or “you’ve got pooh on your coat/walls/cup/you name it…” and watching the reaction. Try it sometime. No, really, try it!

I can’t stand the C word when used in an aggressive context though. Try saying it 20 times over and over at random. The word loses all meaning and actually becomes funny. No, really, it does. Or is that just me? Wank…